I have always enjoyed creative ways of saying that you need to take a shit. I could go on forever but here are a few of my favorites;
Taking the children to the pool
Cutting some rope
Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl
Blowing mud
There are so many wonderful ones to use I couldn't possibly try to name them all here. However, just this weekend I came up with one more. When I was using the bathroom at my friend Shrek's work I stumbled upon an older issue of Entertainment Magazine and as I began to do work I opened up to an article about a certain actor that I am quite fond of. So in a tribute to his work and humorous ways to talk about taking dumps I would like to introduce you to the newest shit term on the block, a Robert Browney Jr.
Don't forget about the terms describing that you have to take a shit!! For example:
ReplyDeleteI have a Smurf Tail
I'm Touching Cloth
or
I'm Prairie Dogg'n it
or complements of Jamie Kennedy, who had to take a shit in a TJ bathroom and the toilet had no water:
ReplyDeleteDrop the kids at the Skate Park