LOOKS LIKE FUN

This painting is awesome. I want to go swimming with a duck right now.

BRAIN HURT FROM STUPID PEOPLE TALKING

This little muffin tops name is Lauren Ashley. She is the self proclaimed Miss Beverly Hills or something like that. From my understanding she is competing in the “beauty” pageant for Miss California. Well as most young ladies in this industry know the best way to get your name out there is to hate gay people. She quoted a bible verse that in a manner of speaking said that gay people should killed;

If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.

That’s pretty biblical. Obviously, this young lady is quite worldly and a role model for young girls everywhere. Wait, I meant fat entitled hose beast that should have rotten vegetables thrown at her.

Many people have already addressed her comments and she is getting the attention she had sought. Don’t worry though, she has the strong support of the National Organization for Marriage, and its President Maggie Gallagher, who dropped this little gem;



GIVE ME MORE DONUT HOLES!!!!









No actually she said this;

But I have to say, I am impressed with her courage in coming forward and for speaking up for Carrie. The elected officials of city of Beverly Hills are not demonstrating tolerance or kindness by continuing the avalanche of hatred against supporters of Prop 8.

I slapped my head so hard after that I got a concussion. These people are not demonstrating tolerance? GAHHHHH! My brain hurts.

BALD EAGLE BOOMBOXES

I am not saying I have made one of these yet but it is going to happen. What you are looking at right now is a rough schematic of what I envision the finished product to look like. The bald eagle doesn't have to wear the sunglasses but I think that it's a nice touch. I contemplated giving him a fresh pair of Air Force Ones but then realized that he wouldn't be able to use his talons. Talons are like birds hands.

VACATION CAT

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COACH WIENER

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MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

Stu Nahan: Hello everybody! I'm Stu Nahan, and I'd like you to meet this young man. His name, Jeff Spicoli. And Jeff, congratulations to you. Things looked kind of rough out there today.
Jeff Spicoli: Well, I'll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business!"
Stu Nahan: You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard would take the honors this year.
Jeff Spicoli:Those guys are fags!
Stu Nahan: That's fantastic! Let me ask you a question. When you get out there, do you ever fear for your life?
Jeff Spicoli: Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"

HE'S SO RAW!

My d--- is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f-----' David Duke c---. I'm going to start dating separately from my d---.

I HAVE SIX PAIRS

Every pair comes with a grooming kit for your beard.

THOSE SMELL GOOD

AMSTERDAM — A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but apparently not sweet enough to conceal the scent of cocaine.

Dutch customs officials say they have intercepted a shipment of the drug hidden among 20,000 long-stem roses flown to the Netherlands from Colombia in time for the St. Valentine's Day holiday this week.

The National Prosecutor's office said Wednesday that four kilograms of the narcotic were divided into small packages, wrapped in cellophane, and hidden in the cardboard boxes holding the roses.

Two Dutch suspects were arrested. Police found more of the boxes and drugs in searches of their homes and garages. In all they uncovered 9 kilograms of highly purified cocaine with an estimated street value of $1.8 million.

DON'T GO IN THE WATER

I WANT A HORSE MASSAGE

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PRIVATE EYES

They're watching you....

HOLD UP YOUR GOBLET OF ROCK

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ALIEN LASERS TO YOUR FACE

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You are no Schwarzenegger my friend.

THAT TOILET IS GROSS

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THE FUTURE

SELLECK WATERFALL SANDWiCH

If you are going to do one thing in life it arguably could be visiting the blog Selleck Waterfall Sandwich . This blog delivers exactly what it says it will with tremendous artistry and passion. I worked on my own little homage to the the concept as a tribute. However, I hardly do the medium any justice. Take some time for yourself today and get lost in a land of enchantment, wonder and mustaches.

RAMBO 2 STYLE

Don't think I forgot about you Wednesday! I still hate your stinking guts. Today I started thinking about how great it would be if you were getting tortured like Stallone in Rambo: First Blood Part 2. You know, the part where they keep dipping Rambo into some type of poo pool with diarrhea leeches in it. In and out of the pool all day long. That's my dream Wednesday. Next week I will set you up on the metal bedspring and pump 10000 volts into you. I hope everyone elses day is great.

Fun Fact:
"Rambo: First Blood Part II" (1985)
Total Body Count: 69
Kill Count Per Minute: 0.72
Torture Scenes: 5
Time of First Death In Film: 33min 34sec
Good Guys Killed: 1
Bad Guys Killed By Rambo: 58
Bad Guys Killed By Supporting Characters: 10

D SQUARED: ORIGINAL GANGSTER

I am no longer surprised that D2 got into amateur porn after his stint at Bayside. It was the only logical choice that he had. When you are this baller there is no where to go but up. The only thing that would make this picture more awesome is if they had a young AC Slater representing Go-Bots.