Step 1) Make him shit in a bucket. Check
Step 2) Spoon his own shit into his mouth but tell him not to swallow.Check
Step 3) Put Pulp Fiction type ball gag over mouth. Check
Step 4) Make him play the board game operation and every time he buzzes he gets a whiff of smelling salts causing him to gag on his own shit.Check
Would you like to see bad things happen to Wednesday? Send me an email and let me know.
2 comments:
I have the ultimate solution for your Wednesday blues....go work for the DMV. You'll get to meet all sorts of new people, who will in doubt be excellent fodder for your blog. AND, with the furlow (sp?) days in full effect, you won't have to work fridays. There will be no middle of the week for you. Imagine the possibilities....think about it.
oh my goodness do i feel better... all day long i thought it was tuesday..thank goodness its the end of the workday and its a day closer to friday....
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