Friday, February 26, 2010


This little muffin tops name is Lauren Ashley. She is the self proclaimed Miss Beverly Hills or something like that. From my understanding she is competing in the “beauty” pageant for Miss California. Well as most young ladies in this industry know the best way to get your name out there is to hate gay people. She quoted a bible verse that in a manner of speaking said that gay people should killed;

If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.

That’s pretty biblical. Obviously, this young lady is quite worldly and a role model for young girls everywhere. Wait, I meant fat entitled hose beast that should have rotten vegetables thrown at her.

Many people have already addressed her comments and she is getting the attention she had sought. Don’t worry though, she has the strong support of the National Organization for Marriage, and its President Maggie Gallagher, who dropped this little gem;


No actually she said this;

But I have to say, I am impressed with her courage in coming forward and for speaking up for Carrie. The elected officials of city of Beverly Hills are not demonstrating tolerance or kindness by continuing the avalanche of hatred against supporters of Prop 8.

I slapped my head so hard after that I got a concussion. These people are not demonstrating tolerance? GAHHHHH! My brain hurts.

Thursday, February 25, 2010


I am not saying I have made one of these yet but it is going to happen. What you are looking at right now is a rough schematic of what I envision the finished product to look like. The bald eagle doesn't have to wear the sunglasses but I think that it's a nice touch. I contemplated giving him a fresh pair of Air Force Ones but then realized that he wouldn't be able to use his talons. Talons are like birds hands.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Stu Nahan: Hello everybody! I'm Stu Nahan, and I'd like you to meet this young man. His name, Jeff Spicoli. And Jeff, congratulations to you. Things looked kind of rough out there today.
Jeff Spicoli: Well, I'll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business!"
Stu Nahan: You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard would take the honors this year.
Jeff Spicoli:Those guys are fags!
Stu Nahan: That's fantastic! Let me ask you a question. When you get out there, do you ever fear for your life?
Jeff Spicoli: Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"

Friday, February 12, 2010


My d--- is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f-----' David Duke c---. I'm going to start dating separately from my d---.


Every pair comes with a grooming kit for your beard.

Thursday, February 11, 2010


AMSTERDAM — A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but apparently not sweet enough to conceal the scent of cocaine.

Dutch customs officials say they have intercepted a shipment of the drug hidden among 20,000 long-stem roses flown to the Netherlands from Colombia in time for the St. Valentine's Day holiday this week.

The National Prosecutor's office said Wednesday that four kilograms of the narcotic were divided into small packages, wrapped in cellophane, and hidden in the cardboard boxes holding the roses.

Two Dutch suspects were arrested. Police found more of the boxes and drugs in searches of their homes and garages. In all they uncovered 9 kilograms of highly purified cocaine with an estimated street value of $1.8 million.

Friday, February 05, 2010


Monday, February 01, 2010