Tuesday, May 17, 2005

So it has finally come to this... WAR!

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Ooooooh... some times you make me so mad I just want to get sick all over myself. In no way could anyone in my family look this way. There is no way I am related to those sissy nancies Sienfried and Roy Toy. Image hosted by Photobucket.com Do me a favor and build an army. Since I no longer can tell people about all my extreme and extraordinary stunts and triumphs I have decided to declare war upon you Craig T. Satisfaction. Did you see how I did not call you doctor? I did that on purpose. I have started to build my legion of worshippers.
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I hope that you have at least one friend, nerd. This time we play for keeps. I ask all of you to swear allegiance, or die by my He-man Sword.Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Sunday, May 15, 2005

What up Doc

It's been a few days and still no response. Hey nerd, try to get some balls and respond. Oh thats right, your problem is that you do not have any balls. I also heard you can't use your right leg. I am sitting down just waiting for you to get up on your good leg and write for two seconds.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Dr. Satisfaction is really starting to piss me off

Hey I think I am going to break your stupid head open. How dare you question my dreams. I bet if you had any dreams of you own this wouldn't be happening. Maybe you can do something more with you life than just being a lousy doctor. Image hosted by Photobucket.com

This guy sucks so bad. Yet, i would like you to examine some of Craig's friends

Oh and I also thought I would put up a few pictures from Craig's family photo album.
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Saturday, May 07, 2005

So what he's animated

That cat has tried to duplicate my love for lasagna and nack for sleeping hours at a time. I invented those things due to my extreme habits. The lasagna gives you strength that can make you do two times what a normal man can. The sleeping enables me to stay up for days. It allows me to come up with intricate plots like cloning t-rex's on Mars and building my space hanglider. If that little cat thinks he can beat me to Mars he is stupid. I may just make a visit to my pal John Arbuckle. Better wise up cat. Wise up quick.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

I Surfed JAWS

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That's right. It is an amazing wave. I must say I was a bit skeptical as to how I wanted to approach it. I thought that tons of people ride it the same way, so why should I. I know that all these weiners have to get towed in, and that they use special boards with all these straps on them. I just thought that it would be gnarly if I used a tray from Taco Bell. I did not get towed in. I swam beneath the beast, and when I saw a wave with my terrific underwater vision a swam right into it. I was super deep in the barrel when I almost had to put both feet on the tray. I eventually did a flip in the middle of the barrel and rode out smoothly. I lost the tray when I catapulted myself from the wave to the nearby cliffs. Tasty waves, good buzz.