You awaken suddenly. You are in a dimly lit room leaning against the wall. As you notice how sweaty you are you feel that you could really go for some onion rings right about now. Suddenly, a voice beckons from the other side of the room.
"Hark yeh young man, but hath you beith the oneth who is in search of most flavorful onion rings?"
You eyes begin to focus on three distinct points of light. In front of that light looms a large and imposing figure carrying a weapon of some sort, possibly made out of the bones of various animals. Before you stands a large and imposing character who has many horrific scars and a Pantera tattoo on his neck.
"My name is Burt, and I shall be your guide through the land of DESTRUCTION."
"Behind me sits three doors. The door of FURY, the door of PAIN, and the door of MARGARITAVILLE."
"One of these doors will lead you to your goal. The other two doors will have terrifying consequences that you will live with for the rest of your days."
"Choose a door immeadiately or I will be forced to hit you with my animal bone club.
"CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE...... WISELY" (Insert evil laugh)
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