Monday, April 25, 2005

You Lying Sack of Shit

Oh it is on now! It is so on biatch. I will use every ounce of my unbelievably ripped physique to tear your body parts limb from limb. Then i am going to get you disbarred. Watch you back because Papa Burt is on a highway to hell. I will do things that make cannibals cringe. I will strike down hell fire upon you. I also put a curse on you that makes cheeseburgers taste like cold dog shit. How bout' them apples doc. P.S. The only real doc was from back to the future.

3 comments:

kevin said...

I'm waiting for the battle between Burt Destruction and Ninja Monkey. When is it going to happen and how can I get tickets?

ryanrowe said...

This blog is hilarious, keep it up. I cant wait for the Burt Destruction movie and album.

Stef. O said...

Two words "Anger Management."