Thursday, September 10, 2009

"He then started throwing the sea creatures."


This is Keith Edward Marriott. Keith likes the simple things in life, tanning, malt liquor and pretending to drown in order to throw jellyfish at people. You can read all about this modern day Poseidon right here .

After reading this article one thing becomes abundantly clear, I want to party with KEM. I want to develop sun stroke, drink a bottle of night train and fuck people up jellyfish style with him. Here is a guy who obviously is just trying to have a good time at the beach and bunch of stuck up party poopers had to ruin his fun. Keep on keeping on KEM.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

He should come to the rope swing and throw dead sea lions at people

katy said...

I heart you Burt. Thanks for finding KEM and giving us the heads up. I'll keep an eye out for him. This guy is one step away from serving soft serve at a swampy roadside Dairy Queen.

FreakSmack said...

Good find, I don't know how I missed this one.