Friday, September 11, 2009

Things I plan on doing today

I thought I would take a minute today to salute the people who passed away eight years ago and those who continue to fight for our freedom around the world. I would also like to salute America by doing the following today;

Eat a bacon cheeseburger

Salute the flag

Listen to Johnny Cash read the Declaration of Independence

Look at pornography

Drink whiskey

Pay homage to my god (Mr. Stupendous)

Yeah, I can do all these things in America. If you don’t like it you can GEEEEEET OUT!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

and root for the Forty Fucking Niners!!!