I thought I would take a minute today to salute the people who passed away eight years ago and those who continue to fight for our freedom around the world. I would also like to salute America by doing the following today;
Eat a bacon cheeseburger
Salute the flag
Listen to Johnny Cash read the Declaration of Independence
Look at pornography
Drink whiskey
Pay homage to my god (Mr. Stupendous)
Yeah, I can do all these things in America. If you don’t like it you can GEEEEEET OUT!
1 comment:
and root for the Forty Fucking Niners!!!
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