Friday, September 05, 2008

The Golden Asshole Award


It’s Friday and I am bored so I thought I would try to spark an intellectual debate. Now for those of you who didn’t know, from time to time I can be a real asshole. That’s why I have decided to have this discussion in order to determine the winner of the Golden Asshole, an award that can have many winners, I assure you. The Golden Asshole is the award for who you personally think is this week’s biggest asshole. It can be any person you want but please try to give a little explanation for your choice. My nomination is for Tony Danza because he could have stayed on Who’s the Boss? but thought he was better than the show, thereby ruining one of the most in depth character driven shows on television. Will that Mona ever stop being so raunchy? I guess we will never know. Thanks a whole fuck load Tony.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I think the biggest asshole of the week goes to Chad Oucho Cinco... seriously? I am changing my name to Ron-Dizzle Oucho Uno.

Anonymous said...

I am going to have to grant the Golden Asshole to Bill Oreilly. It was brought to my attention that he writes children's books several weeks ago when I saw a portly young child reading "Kids are Americans Too" Shame on him, and shame on that little hater too.

Unknown said...

5thyear,

I agree with your point, but I think that you highly underestimate retarded weight lifters. Where do you think the term "retard strength" came from? Its not like someone made it up. Those bastards can pump iron.

Burt

Anonymous said...

My biggest asshole award goes to the girl who started that fucking skeeball league that I don't stop hearing about. It makes people like Jimmy Hurley and Mike McGarry feel like the greatest athletes to walk the earth. The only good thing to come out of this league was the story of Dom Isetta putting Luke Lamson and Mike McGarry on his back, despite injury (being completely wasted)and taking his team to victory.