Tuesday, December 09, 2008

I want to be a giant Douche

The best part is that it is not as hard as one would think. Here are a few tips.

1) Switch from deodorant to Musk
2) Only buy Affliction shirts and pre torn jeans
3) Tons of pointy shoes
4) Grow hair then gel it….a lot.
5) Start listening to a lot of Kanye
6) Lease a car way out of my price range
7) Get rid of all casual clothes
8) Fancy gym membership
9) Tribal tattoo or, even better, a barbed wire tribal tattoo
10) Fancy silk underwear

If you have any other tips I would greatly appreciate them.


cocktayl said...

move to our neighborhood or the marina. thus hang out at greens or bus stop and cheer for yankees or red sox only. claim sf hard though.

graduate from usc or boston college.

skinny stewart said...

You should buy a large variety of striped shirts and say "bro" a lot.

skinny stewart said...

i forgot to mention that fake n baking and any kind of waxing is a sure way to make a man a douche.