Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Majestical

It's not everyday that you come upon art this beautiful. I was lucky enough to find this work of art on the world wide interweb this morning. I was searching for things to read while I take my first dump of the day, and I was lucky enough to notice this startling peice. As I disposed of the 5 pound t-bone steak I ate for dinner the night before I had ample time to examine the work. The first thing that strikes you is the complex purple hue of the skyline. It is as if the color beckons you to feel the cold of the night, yet at the same time providing you with the warmth of daylight on the horizon. I think that the next thing that I took into account was the fact that the artist chose to leave the moon in a crescent form. This shows me that the artist is contemplative. A person who is not sure whether or not they want the full power of the moonlite on their subject. It also could be that this painting was taking place during an eclipse. That makes sense because unicorns usually only come out of their mountain caves during eclipses or when they must sacrafice humans that have seen them. Anyways, the real focus of the peice is the unicorn itself. Notice the attention to detail on the tail, no wisp of hair was left unnoticed. The precise moment captured in time is the perfect apex of the majestic creature rearing back its head. And what can be said about the artists attention to making sure the homing beacon on the horn was at the perfect glow. Unicorns have those beacons in their horns to locate other unicorns, leprechauns, fairies, and midgets. I must say that I am thoroughly impressed and moved by the power of this painting. If I could offer any criticism I would have given the unicorn a bigger dong, and had fireworks in the sky. That's just me nitpicking though.

2 comments:

unicorn pro said...

Mr. Destruction,

Your dissection of tchis fine peice is very intriguing. However you point out that the unicorn should have a large "dong". That's funny you say that, I would have thought that you of all people would know that Unicorn Horn is actually doubles as the semination device of this stately beast, and it doesn't need a clumsy dangly ding-dong like mere mammals. Uni = one, one horn to stab the enemy, one horn to attract the ho-corns, one horn to bring the porn.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Destruction,

Your dissection of this fine peice is very intriguing. However you point out that the unicorn should have a large "dong". That's funny you say that, I would have thought that you of all people would know that Unicorn Horn actually doubles as the semination device of this stately beast, and it doesn't need a clumsy dangly ding-dong like mere mammals. Uni = one, one horn to stab the enemy, one horn to attract the ho-corns, one horn to bring the porn. Its Unicorn 101 bro!