Thursday, June 25, 2009

Powerful Greeting

High fives are getting stale. The chest bump is overplayed. Man hug is a little too soft. And the pound is for douchebags. That is why I have decided to explain to the masses the ATOMIC BOMB HIGH FIVE. All you have to do is follow the simple steps below and you to can salute friends and coworker alike with a high five that can cure cancer and impregnate both women and men with its sexuality. Without any further adieu.
Step 1 - Face partner with arm at 90 degree angle

Step 2 - Connect elbow and fist with high five partner and hold.

Step 3 - While holding elbows and fists together proceed in a downward motion.

Step 4 - While still holding together move violently upward.

Step 5 - Release hands and elbows while extending the arm and moving away.

Note: Emphasis can be added in step five by adding explosion sounds and jazz hands.

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