Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Suuuuuuuure Pal

Sometimes people make excuses for their behavior that are so outlandish you have to believe them solely based on the ridiculousness of the story. This morning I was delighted to read the story of a man who was kidnapped and forced to drink beers. From FOX News;

Utah ~ A man was kidnapped, force-fed beer and then abandoned on a Utah roadside in a possible case of mistaken identity, police say.
The victim — whose name and age were not available — was found by a passer-by walking across Legacy Highway near Centerville at about 9 a.m. Saturday, the Deseret News reported.

The man said he had been kidnapped roughly three hours earlier, according to Salt Lake Police Sgt. Dennis McGowan.

The victim, who was not seriously injured, told police he parked his car near his home when two Spanish-speaking men dragged him out into the driveway, the newspaper reported.

The story goes on to say that the kidnappers put a bag over his head, threatened him to stop selling drugs, and then made him drink two beers before throwing him out on the highway. Yeah…..I am going to go ahead and call bullshit on that. Rather I believe that this gentleman may have to instead be awarded The Greatest Mormon Excuse Ever for Drinking Award. Well played you racist bastard.

1 comment:

flynn said...

Haha! G.M.E.E.D.A! That's awesome. Who is the Mormon babe? She's babesalicious.
I'd be like..."maybe you can't, but I can" and she'd be like "but..." and I'd be like "sshhhhhhh".