Friday, July 10, 2009

Wizard posts a classified

I found this interesting personal ad in the paper for a Wizard.

WMW seeks BBW 35-1000 who is into magic, owls, crystal balls and an*l. Looking for someone to develop a friendship with that maybe could lead to more? About me: 6’6’, 755 years old, 3 foot beard, white eyes, magical powers, gray and white hair. I am not a body builder but I am not fat either. My interests include summoning demons from the netherworld, bocce ball, casting spells, Japanese as a second language (I am also fluent in Elvish), developing potions, and collecting model ships inside of bottles. If interested, contact me and let’s see what MAGIC can happen.
P.S. I am super horny.

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