Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Snuggie is for mouth breathers


I am sick and fucking tired of all of you assholes claiming that the snuggie is the second coming of Jebus or Mothra. It isn’t. The sunggie is a blanket with arm holes and nothing else. Let me ask you something if you really want a snuggie. Do you have a blanket at home? Do you own a pair of scissors? If yes, then you already own a snuggie. Do me a favor. If you really want to treat yourself to something both comfortable and practical to be a snuggly piece of shit with go with the one piece footed pajamas that this gentleman is wearing below.

They also work as a great outfit for Ninja Raids

1 comment:

coffee said...

those Snuggie infomercials draw me in like a magnet, though i haven't gotten the point of actually buying one yet