Friday, May 29, 2009

A question on a friday


Friday is a day for people to find as many things as they can on the interwebs to make the day somewhat bearable until that first Tom Collins. In that same vain I would like to propose a thought provoking question. If pizza and fried chicken had to fight in a cage match to the death, who would win?

2 comments:

Fans of Face said...

really it all depends on what kind of pizza we are talking about. Deep Dish? Thin Crust? Meat lovers? Lets get serious, a sheet pizza of meat lovers pie would take down a bucket of KFC like it was nobody's bidness.

On the otherhand, you throw a little thin crust little bitch in there and that fried chicken would bitch slap the shit out of it.

Please be more clear before i can make an honest assessment.

Sparkles.

AL ONION said...

ooh - excellent question Burt. I think it would be a fight till death. But, pizza is slippery with that melted cheese and pepperoni grease. I don't think the crispy chicken fingers could get a grip on the sassy sliceman.

If pizza is a large slice with anchovies, he could potentially sufficate a drumstick with steamy fish breath....but if its a thigh or a breastie, all bets are off - pizza would have to rethink its strategy.

i do know, that whoever does win....the award ceremony will be in my belly BOO YAH