Tuesday, May 05, 2009

What do racist people do on Cinco De Mayo?


THEY TOOK EEER JOBS!

As a person who lives in the United States (Illegally? Wouldn’t you like to know) I am constantly inundated with the discussion of illegal aliens and if they have the right to be in this country. The argument is undoubtedly complex with many different arguments presented for both sides. Unfortunately, many of the people who are opposed to illegal aliens tend to be just a weeeeeeeeee bit racist.

Therefore, I would assume if you are racist enough to not want someone to move to your country for a better life then you have no right to participate in anything that would be considered a part of Mexican heritage. That’s right. You can at no point today, or any other day, partake in the wonderfulness of the Mexican culture. So tonight when I am slamming down a plate of Mole Enchiladas and my fourth margarita you are going to just have to sit their grooving on it.

Happy Cinco De Mayo my friends.

1 comment:

flynn said...

What?! No way! THEY TOOK EERR JOBS!