Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Carmichael Corporation is coming out of the shadows


Long ago a few business men (not to be named) put together a small company that was to be known and not known, to be here and there at the same time, a shadow company. Carmichael Corporation first started as the world’s foremost supplier and developer of beatdowns in America. Business was good and continues to be good, but with any great company expansion is inevitable. Carmichael has started to put our hands into other types of business, and both profits and beatdowns are skyrocketing. I should know because I have held many titles within the company, and have watched its growth up close. Most recently, I have been named the Executive Vice President of Taking Over. My other titles have included Senior Team Lead of Body Bag Sales, Lead Analyst on Punching Power, and Janitor. Now I am not saying to go out and start purchasing Carmichael stock right now, you can’t. We haven’t gone public and we won’t until the time is right. Rather, I would like to issue a warning that has been approved by the people here at Carmichael;

GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR WAY! WE ARE THE STEALTH BOMBERS OF BEATDOWNS AND BUSINESS DEALS. YOU DON’T WANT TO BE IN OUR WAKE WHEN WE COME THROUGH. OUR ADVICE TO YOU IS DROP ALL OF YOUR HOLDINGS AND SIGN THEM OVER TO US. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN BANKRUPTCY AND PERHAPS EVEN PHYSICAL PAIN, AND BY “PERHAPS” I MEAN “DEFINITELY.”

Sincerely,




Burt Destruction
Executive V.P. of T.0.
http://www.carmichaelcorp.com/_.html

1 comment:

joel said...

VIVA LA CARMICHAEL CORPORATION!!