Thursday, January 24, 2008
It's all over Tom
I expect that by now most of you have seen the videos of Tom Cruise getting all mushy about being a Scientologist. If you haven’t you’re probably one of those hippie types that doesn’t believe in electricity, have a compost pile in your kitchen, and wash your clothes in a bath tub. Anyways, in the videos Tom explains the differences between scientologists and regular people. I was ashamed to find out that people who aren’t Scientologists don’t have the capacity to do as much. Well guess what Tom? I have a little something to tell you. Your career is over. That’s right pal. A few months from now you are going to be making Time Cop 2 because Van Damme passed on it. Straight to DVD my man.