Wednesday, February 18, 2009

You asked for it you peice of shit

This post is in regards to the wonderful method of torture inspired by the 5thyear in last weeks comments section for Too hot for you?

Step 1) Make him shit in a bucket. Check

Step 2) Spoon his own shit into his mouth but tell him not to swallow.Check

Step 3) Put Pulp Fiction type ball gag over mouth. Check

Step 4) Make him play the board game operation and every time he buzzes he gets a whiff of smelling salts causing him to gag on his own shit.Check

Would you like to see bad things happen to Wednesday? Send me an email and let me know.


5thyear said...

hilarious. can you update with step by step torture technique of Wednesday.

SKINNY to the muther effin STEWART said...

I have the ultimate solution for your Wednesday blues....go work for the DMV. You'll get to meet all sorts of new people, who will in doubt be excellent fodder for your blog. AND, with the furlow (sp?) days in full effect, you won't have to work fridays. There will be no middle of the week for you. Imagine the possibilities....think about it.

Anonymous said...

oh my goodness do i feel better... all day long i thought it was tuesday..thank goodness its the end of the workday and its a day closer to friday....