Thursday, April 30, 2009
Time to relax and slip into a Ballcuzzi
I don't know if many of you noble people out there have ever been involved in the giving or receiving of a ballcuzzi, but it is something you must do in your lifetime. Have you ever had a tough day at the office and need a little something extra to unwind? I am not talking about vicodin or horse tranquilizers. No, I am talking about the simple pleasures of a Ballcuzzi. Urban Dictionary defines it thusly;
Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.
This is the perfect definition for the Ballcuzzi. Already feel relaxed just thinking about it don't you? Well, it made me think about being relaxed too. It also made me think of something else. Look for news in the upcoming week on a new business plan from your old perverted pal Burt.