Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Paddy's

By now I would assume that most people who read this blog are face down in a sewer or having unprotected sex in the back of a bar. I bet that this message won't reach all of you but it needs to be said. No matter what it is that you are going to do to embarass yourself today, do it with pride. If you are going to vomit, do it somewhere that people are going to notice. If you are going to get in a fight, lose a few teeth why don't you. If you are going to make a brazen attempt to hit on some ladies, why not dismiss the formalities and show them your penis from the get go (this applies equally for the ladies, but not if you have a penis)? Simple things like this add to the mistique that is this made up day for alcoholics. Have a great St. Paddy's day and a shot of whiskey(or 10) for your old pal Burt.

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