Monday, March 02, 2009

A new shit term

I have always enjoyed creative ways of saying that you need to take a shit. I could go on forever but here are a few of my favorites;

Taking the children to the pool

Cutting some rope

Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl

Blowing mud

There are so many wonderful ones to use I couldn't possibly try to name them all here. However, just this weekend I came up with one more. When I was using the bathroom at my friend Shrek's work I stumbled upon an older issue of Entertainment Magazine and as I began to do work I opened up to an article about a certain actor that I am quite fond of. So in a tribute to his work and humorous ways to talk about taking dumps I would like to introduce you to the newest shit term on the block, a Robert Browney Jr.


5thyear said...

Imdb Downey jr fun fact:While drunk, he wandered into a neighbor's Malibu home that he thought was his own, and fell asleep on their child's bed. He was arrested for being under the influence of drugs, which was a third violation of his probation.

abartling said...

Don't forget about the terms describing that you have to take a shit!! For example:

I have a Smurf Tail

I'm Touching Cloth


I'm Prairie Dogg'n it

abartling said...

or complements of Jamie Kennedy, who had to take a shit in a TJ bathroom and the toilet had no water:

Drop the kids at the Skate Park